IDEA FOR SCENE: Show Ian Chappell batting in a cricket match (you choose the teams playing). He is on 97 not out, at the non-striker’s end, and is dying for his batting partner to get a single. Commentator Richie Benaud explains that Chappell has been on 97 for the last 23½ minutes and ‘the pressure must be getting to him’. Finally Chappell makes it to the striker’s end and the crowds applaud, cheer and start chanting, ‘Chappell-i, Chappell-i’. Just as the ball is bowled, Smithy, Ginger and Felix enter. The rest of the players freeze and Chappell is screaming at his batting partner to run. Chappell can’t quite understand what’s wrong and looks wildly all around him. In utter desperation Chappell races down to his batting partner, wrenches away his bat, thrusts the bat at Smithy, races back to the striker’s end and bellows, ‘RUN!!!!’ Smithy runs. After they’ve run two singles, Felix tries to run along side Chappell and explain that these runs don’t count because time has now stopped in this dimension. Chappell just yells ‘Get out of the way! Only one more for my century’. Chappell and Smithy keep running singles. After eight singles, Felix tries again to explain about the whole time travel situation, running up and down alongside Chappell. Chappell ignores him. Ginger has lost patience, goes off stage, comes back with the cricket ball (that froze in time like the players) and runs Chappell out, screaming, ‘HOWZAT’. Exhausted, Chappell agrees to help without wanting an explanation, as long as they promise to carry him.